Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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