He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
worst night to have a conscience
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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