it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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