East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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