dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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