his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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