I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
this hospital has no fireball
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
