You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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