Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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