you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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