i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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