strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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