I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Randomize
