Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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