They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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