if you like me you must not know who I am
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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