Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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