please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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