I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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