Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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