i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i would one night stand the shit outta him
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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