i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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