Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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