ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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