would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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