I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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