He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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