How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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