Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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