Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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