i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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