so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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