My nipple is on Facebook.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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