glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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