She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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