she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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