Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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