party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i barfeds in our rink
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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