Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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