She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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