you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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