I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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