just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I understand Curling. That high.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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