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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.

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(515): View more from Iowa

This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.

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(207): View more from Maine

I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7

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(609): View more from New Jersey

The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.

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(805): View more from California

I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.

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