no you cant smoke seaweed
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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