return my video game
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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