Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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