I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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