We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize