Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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