I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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