I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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