: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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