god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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