Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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