After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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