Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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