It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Randomize
